I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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