I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
