I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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