I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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