1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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