I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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