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SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i dont even know how to be here
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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