I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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