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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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