Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Drake has all the answers
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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