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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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