Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
If I had your ass I would rule the world
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
