just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He had one of those small greek statue penises
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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