There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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