I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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