Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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