how can u be prego again
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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