Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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