I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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