I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Drake has all the answers
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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