I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
tell me about the fingering
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