ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
do herpes really smell.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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