im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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