8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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