4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
