this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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