That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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