we have officially lost it.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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