so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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