question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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