You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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