why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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