dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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