If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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