But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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