ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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