So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
soo... how was my night?
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