Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my sisters under your porch take her home
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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