No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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