And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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