But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
