I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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