did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
that's an acceptable place to lick
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
