Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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