And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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