im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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