I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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