I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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