can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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