she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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