playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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